blackhole

Something absolutely immense that has a lot of weight/mass. See also Carol Messer.

Carol Messer is like a black hole.

by Adelina March 27, 2004

blackhole

its the exit for your food; also known as the asshole; so tight it may do you like a real space blackhole, you may never get your tool back

She was on the rag so I pounded her in the blackhole. Great time for a donkey punch.

by Scott Brothers December 13, 2006

blackhole

A black person that is also an asshole.

A: That nigga just robbed me
B: What a blackhole!

by El Bartooooo June 5, 2011

blackhole

a woman who leads you on and teases you that there is a chance at romance, but all attempts and moves made are met with humiliation and rejection. they convince you that they need more time and effort and one day there will be something great. so you then give lots of emotional energy, money, support. and attention. after a while emotionally you get sucked into a field where its very difficult to escape. the sunken cost fallacy has you addicted like a granny on a rigged slot machine in hopes of winning the grand prize, there love and affection, when there is no chance of winning. Also if you try to leave the relationship they will make you feel like a terrible person for wanting to leave and will try to keep you sucked in. they also at any moment, when they are bored can throw you away like its no problem, usually after they find a new victim who they will use to rub in the final killing blow, tearing you apart.

everything you throw into this relationship gets sucked in with very low, to no chance at all of anything ever being returned in the slightest. even light cannot escape the blackhole. stay with a black hole for to long and they will suck out your inner light.

long term affects destroys your self worth, making you feel like a loser. will lead to many long lasting mental health issues and traumas . Avoid and Escape the blackhole at all costs.

stay away from that caitlyn elizabeth she is a blackhole. she will suck your soul out and also gets off on messing with peoples heads for fun.

by suviver April 13, 2020

Blackhole sun

Soundgarden's best known song. Also, the best "Fuck the world" song ever written.

Hang my head, drown my fear, till you all just dissapear
Blackhole sun won't you come and wash away the rain.

by Wtf donut August 6, 2009

blackhole kiss

When two people spread their butt cheeks apart and put their booty holes together to kiss.

Did you hear about Tate and lipscomb bragging about doing blackhole kiss in the tunnel that’s when they spread their asses apart and touch booty holes together

by Vlmiclo October 12, 2021

blackhole vagina

a female who has used a dildo/dick so much their vagina literally resembles a black hole. also in extreme cases the vagina gains the ability to suck up all on its path.some have even reported developing teeth, this is refered to as hacunamatata syndrome

person one: " i don't use a dildo, i actually have a life."
person 2 : "oh no you don't blackhole vagina!"

by technosquid November 22, 2009