Black Jesus 

This is the real Jesus. Not to be confused with Mr. Jesus, YOUR JESUS, or Mickey Mouse Bullshit Jesus. This is the Jesus that you should thank for taking care of mediocre things in your daily life!

Shawn: So what is the deal, are we friends or not?

G-Sylce: I swear to Black Jesus is you pull this shit again, I'm going to cut you with my scissors... DRAMA

Black Jesus by SHenderson January 21, 2010

BLACK JESUS 

An exclamation used when blankets are pulled over the head and nothing is visible.

* pulls sheets over head, screams in a muffled voice*

"BLACK JESUS...!"

BLACK JESUS by BarelyAHuman May 24, 2015

Black Jesus 

No one less than Tupac.

In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac

Black Jesus by FexilThaDon December 28, 2016

Black Jesus 

Simply and Utterly Denzel Washington

Damn did you see Denzel in that last movie, mother fucker is the Black Jesus.

Black Jesus by Swiz Nasty May 15, 2006

Black Jesus 

The most incorrect race of Jesus next to White Jesus.

Black Jesus? White Jesus? Will people ever learn that Jesus was never white or black? He was Jewish. There's a difference.

Black Jesus by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

Black Jesus 

Soulja boy's alter ego. Shows acts of kindness to people, people look at him like he is Jesus. Being swagged the fuck out.

Oh look it's black Jesus and he is making it rain on use peasants, so we can eat.

Oh look it's black Jesus he is swagged the fuck out

Black Jesus by Dre'eagagagg December 23, 2010

black jesus 

Post on the internet that is referring to something considered old by most.

John posts a link to All Your Base, talking about how funny it is.

I respond, "Black Jesus strikes again."

black jesus by Legrac February 7, 2005