Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.
Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!
by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018
Get the Blaff mug.1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.
2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!
Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!
Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
by Vinny T Little C April 11, 2008
Get the blaffy blooffy mug.A word that can be used to try and confuse other people. Can be used as a question to add to the confusion. The most appropriate answer for the question is, of course, "Blaarg". Also, Blaarg can refer to the ancient race.
by Blaarginslahopovich July 10, 2003
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Mark: yo Alex, look at those blAfricans over there.
Alex: Dude, there are so many of them
Mark: wait a minute, that one chick in the back isn't a blAfrican
Alex: You're right, thats Thadius, he's the opposite of a male blAfrican...he's a white lesbian
Alex: Dude, there are so many of them
Mark: wait a minute, that one chick in the back isn't a blAfrican
Alex: You're right, thats Thadius, he's the opposite of a male blAfrican...he's a white lesbian
by poopface66666667 November 10, 2009
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Wassup with the lil sluts iam trynna "blaam" somethin?
Look at them blaamskeeze over there.
Maan i remember when i first Blaam something i busted hella fast.
Look at them blaamskeeze over there.
Maan i remember when i first Blaam something i busted hella fast.
by ricco fresh September 29, 2012
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