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Big Butt Paranoia

It's when you don't feel fat except when trying to squeeze by somewhere or usually someone. Narrow walkways are conducive to Big Butt Paranoia as well as trying to get out of a car back seat in a two-door. Being in a crowd can cause this as well.
I felt fit and trim, but after squeezing by everyone at the crowded deli, I developped a case of Big Butt Paranoia.
Everytime I get out of that car, I get big butt paranoia.
I always get BBP in that elevator.
It's usually people with small butts who get big butt paranoia.
Big Butt Paranoia by MadamexXx February 20, 2009

big butt bob 

A bald man who's big ass hits e-stops and doesn't know it. Also a bald man who is uncircumcised and also called a aardvark for short. Walks on his tippy toes and swings his arms like a baboon.
Look there goes big butt bob ass hitting e-stops, walking like a baboon with a uncircumcised dick.

for hega hedran doo doo dunder butt poo pee butt big butt shake down 

dude your have a big for hega hedran doo doo dunder butt poo pee butt big butt shake down

big butt 

a real loser that is very stupid and does nothing but be a loser all day
omg aysha is deffinatly a big butt
big butt by sicko13 July 26, 2011

big butt 

Look at ur moms big butt
big butt by Supreme.Ruler January 22, 2021

big butt autumn 

This bitch be in charge with that big butt telling everyone what to do she the boss and she knows it
Damn that big butt autumn got the push back and then some.
big butt autumn by The Farmers March 14, 2024