Big Bertha

Someone/Something really fat or big. Usually get an uncomfortable feeling around Big Bertha's.

OMG!! She is such a Big Bertha! Look at her.

by CesTiger March 30, 2017

Big Bertha

Worlds oldest cow

Me: what was the oldest cow called?
Retarded friend: your mum

Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha

by big man 2.0 March 24, 2020

big bertha

a very fat person who sits on their butt all day and does nothing but make a mess, or a jerk

Mother: can you believe that boy sat home all day and made a mess and didnt bother to clean his mess, he is a big bertha

Friend: UT Uh gurl u needs to get him in check

by Dredre May 12, 2006

big bertha

1. A grossly obese German woman.

2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.

3. A rather humongous penis.

1a. While I was visiting Germany during Oktoberfest and get drunk all day, I had to put up with this one Big Bertha cheese hog who kept trying to steal and eat all my food.

1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?

1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!

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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!

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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.

by Mark H August 30, 2004

big bertha

A BIG Black guy who is always lazying around. Usually a nickname. Yup

I dont fucking know!!

by Usuka m'ballz January 11, 2005

Big Bertha

noun. big nasty dog-lookin' fat bitch.

Damn, that big bertha bitch is HUGE! :O

Big Bertha a.k.a. BIG BERFA!

by Pachicano1122 November 13, 2011

Big Bertha

The THICCCCCCEST baby to ever exist, a god in her own right and has her own "religion" (cult, the BBC's (Big Bertha Cult) of the world).
No one will EVER be as thiccc as she is , her creation is a whole month long celebration, we celebrate and thank the creator/ founder of Big Bertha and our "religion".

" Dude is that the almighty Big Bertha, the thicccccest person to ever exist ?"

by Big Brandi March 12, 2020