BFM

Black Fucking Magic.

All my logic says I shouldn't hang with her, but there's that BFM between us.

How does your computer DO that? BFM!

by Zimster June 22, 2009

BFM

Big Furry Monster, I.E., the biggest creature Magic the Gathering has to offer. It takes two halves of the card to summon and 15 black mana, and it's a 99/99 and can only be blocked by three or more creatures. It's the biggest, baddest, nastiest, scariest creature you'll ever see.

"It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. No, more. Look, we're talking Krakens and Dreadnoughts for jewelry, it was BIG!"
-Arna Kennerild, Skyknight

by -The Omega Master December 18, 2004

BFM

"Begging for Money", as popularized on Audiworld Off-Topic Nov. 2008.

AWOTs favorite new phrase "Begging for money", BFM FTW.

by KennyAWOT November 14, 2008

BFM

big fat meanie

I'm sorry I'm just a BFM lol

by saraki11s May 07, 2014

bfm

Bill Fucking Murray

BFM. Bill. Fucking. Murray.

by kmank March 16, 2013

bfm

Big Faggoty Moustache

"The biker from the Village People had quite the bfm..."

by bfm July 31, 2003

bfm

Big Fucking Monster. Used to describe, in gamer terms, a creature that is unreasonably large or powerful.

We really could have used your help defeating that BFM last night! It took hours without you.

by wufalder November 10, 2008