bilf

Possibly the most versatile word in any language. Though it sounds like "some b word I'd like to fuck," bilf actually refers to semen, but can be used much like fuck in that while someone can be bilfing, can bilf all over the place, can be full of bilf, and can be bilfed upon or into, they can also be referred to as a Bilf.

Damn hot mama, I'm gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.

Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf

You bilf nugget

you bilfing moron.

I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.

by esoterism October 28, 2009

BRILF

BRILF, Brave reliable interesting lovely friend.

I.e

My brother Adam is a brilf.
I have a strong connection with my brother the brilf

by Alridongo November 8, 2020

BILF

A Family Guy joke made by Stewie. A play on the phrase MILF. Stands for Baby I'd Like to Fuck

Stewie: OMG what a BILF

by Mardy M January 17, 2011

BMILF

An very attractive bridesmaid at a wedding with whom one fantasizes having sexual relations with.

Pippa Middleton totally upstaged the Duchess of Cambridge as the Maid of Honour at the royal wedding. Pippa's a total BMILF ! I think I should tweet about it with hashtag #BMILF !!

by waity-katy May 22, 2011

BBILF

1.Black Boy I'd Like to Fuck

or

2. Bald Boy I'd Like to Fuck

or

3. Blonde Boy I'd Like to Fuck

or

4. Big Boy I'd Like to Fuck

"OMG there's BBILF"

"Hmmm.. hope BBILF is out tonight so I can FRAPE him"

by Clove25 March 28, 2010

bilfie

A picture of one's own butt, especially taken as a selfie, while lying on one's stomach, from an over-the-shoulder angle. May also be a shot taken of the mirror reflection of one's butt.

Texting:
Him - Baby, I want to see you. Send me a bilfie.

by Fereshta Shirin January 26, 2018

BILF

A boss I'd like to fuck.
1. Someone epic who's way out of the league of the person using the term that they secretly fantasize about in the shower.
2. The boss / employer of the person using the term.

1.

A: But have you seen J Law?? She's such a BILF!
B: Hell yeah!

2.

A: Mr Dennis is like super hot. He's such a BILF!
B: That's gross and concerning. You are really lonely.

by GayFoyc August 21, 2016