When you pop an unexpected boner in your Bermuda swim shorts and are too far from a body of water to jump in and conceal it.
Dude, this hot chick in cutoffs and a bikini top on the Venice boardwalk totally gave me a Bermuda chub today.
by Trillbilly May 29, 2016
by Cinnadread August 13, 2020
DRESS CODE:
Collared Shirts or mock neck are Required, Tennis Shoes are allowed, Shorts must be bermuda length.
NO METAL SPIKES
Collared Shirts or mock neck are Required, Tennis Shoes are allowed, Shorts must be bermuda length.
NO METAL SPIKES
by ttamasese May 09, 2008
by Quite Witty May 11, 2015
Rubbing ones penis with Lotrimin, and then putting said penis into some type of drink, preferably Dr. Pepper.
Honus: This Dr. Pepper tastes kind of weird.
Mordecai: Thats probably because I made it a Bermuda Cocktail.
Honus: What the tits?!?!
Mordecai: Thats probably because I made it a Bermuda Cocktail.
Honus: What the tits?!?!
by Big K Nasty December 16, 2009
by 444inthemorning4 August 29, 2017
When you run out of lube just crack an egg on your dick and make scrambled eggs in that ass! Watch em get lost like they're in the Bermuda Triangle.
I told my girl I'd make her a Bermuda Breakfast in the morning and she was like "Hell yeah pimp I love eggs n dick!"
by wadwadwad October 12, 2014