beefers

Alternate term for breasts. Usually used if a woman has larger than normal breasts.

Matt's kryptonite is girls with massive chest beefers. He simply can't resist them.

by Devveyovich February 28, 2016

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beefer

A noisy and sulfurous fart.

This sick pud just ripped a beefer in my face.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

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A term used to categorize a female of substantial size and weight. Unlike your standard run of the mill fat girl, Beefers avoid whale-status by engaging in minor physical activities such as running on the treadmill in ten minute intervals, erotically dancing at frat parties, and vigorously waving their arms as they bitch about their relationships (or lack thereof). Beefers travel in herds (also known as beef stampedes) and can reduce a solid B+ party to a C- in as little time as it takes to fit them all through the front door.

Rob: Hey man, is that party worth stopping by for?
Steve: Hell yeah man, theres so much booze its redic- ....Wait, fuck, nevermind a beef stampede just rolled through. Beefers on beefers in this bitch now. FUCK!
Rob: Be there in ten.

by DirtyMikeNDaBoyz December 14, 2014

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Beefer

A fat blunt of marijuana

Hey, wanna go out back and smoke a beefer?

Man, you should have been there on Saturday, Mike rolled one hell of a Beefer.

by mister_tee January 25, 2021

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beefer

to crack-ass with substance

After eating three plates of jalepeno nachos, Jack ripped a beefer.

by disco July 29, 2003

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Beefer

Noun. Large hairy men who take off their shirts and "belly buck" each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men.

Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!

by El Duce November 6, 2004

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