Ear Beards

ear beards- excessive hair on the outside of the eards forming miniature beards or 'eards'

Webb needs to trim his ear beards before they get too long

by caison123 January 9, 2012

Toe Beards

The hair that grows on the top of mens toes.

Hey Mark, before you wear those flip flops, you better shave your toe beards.

by MrazMraz September 20, 2012

Brotherhood of Beards

Any sized group of bearded men. Refers to the tight knit nature of the bearded lifestyle and their immediate sense of being brothers.

Two bearded gentlemen cross paths on the sidewalk, immediately sense the brotherhood of beards and nod as they pass.

by Bearded Rhino April 16, 2015

santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".

guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."

by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010

sunburned drifters with soapsud beards

You know, it's that thing when a hobo becomes a rich man, so they take the big bubble bath.

Defined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live.

You can find sunburned drifters with soapsud beards in NY's hottest club, Crease.

by krai May 2, 2010

touching beards

A slang word used to describe 'sex'.

Jimmy and Angela were touching beards last night

by PartTim3Hobo July 8, 2016

Men with Beards and Ponytails

normally a hippie, but some become history teachers with a large assortment of colorful ties.

hey did you see that teacher, hes one of the men with beards and ponytails he must teach history

by youjustwontknow May 3, 2010