boyloser

The antithesis to a girlboss; A boy who does fuck all, is easily bullied, and is generally lame. Synonyms include beta male, cuck, and soyboy.

Oh my god, did Dante trip and fall in front of that girl he was trying to ask out? What a boyloser!

by nerfgunpiss September 13, 2022

susan boyle moment

the feeling of amazement when somebody does something that you wouldn't expect them to from their appearance.
For example if a skator boy went and sang opera really high.

Don't judge a book but its cover

Omg she was so neat and nerdy and then she danced like that- didn't see that coming- what a susan boyle moment

by karmaeve May 9, 2009

BMOYL

Biggest Mistake of Your Life

You just made the BMOYL for putting that pizza in the oven this early.

by CPonder December 2, 2010

Susan Boyle

A homely-looking woman who wow-ed Simon Cowell on Britain's Got Talent with her jaw-dropping performance of "I dreamed a dream" from Les Mis

Did you see that Susan Boyle has over 40 million hits on youtube?

by skippinit April 17, 2009

Boyle's Law

A law inherent in nature that states that everything that goes wrong in life is all Boyle's fault. It is mathematically represented by the formula Fault = Boyle(pi)^2 / DM, where DM equals the coefficient of Doug Mirabelli, experimentally found by the scientist and religious guru Bhanu Lama to have a value of 5.47 x 10^-3.

Man, I totally flunked that test yesterday. If Boyle hadn't fucked it up, I would've passed. Citing Boyle's Law, I know that it's all Boyle's fault.

by Soulja Boyle June 26, 2008

bdoyle

Usually hails from the state of Kentucky, specifically Lexington or Louisville. Most wild Bdoyles use a special gel to spike their hair up, for this is how they attract a mate. The higher the spike, the more likely the Bdoyle will find his mate. Most Bdoyles have a great love for sports, but are never loyal to one team. While you may want to pet a wild Bdoyle, if they are not house trained, they can be hostile. use caution when approaching one on the street, for you never know when they might strike. Bdoyles have a very limited diet, and will not eat anything that does not conform to this diet. Bdoyles would rather starve than eat any food that is not familiar to him. Bdoyles like to pass the time by playing video games, watching jeopardy, or dancing. The secret skill of a wild of Bdoyle is his dancing capabilities. Never challenge one to a dance off, or you will surely be sorry. Lastly, never allow your girlfriend or significant other to come into contact with a Bdoyle. Whether in captivity or in the wild, a Bdoyle can never restrain themselves from instantly woo'ing any female they come in contact with. If you find a stray Bdoyle, please call the hotline @ 1-800-BDOINKS

Jess: That Bdoyle is so cute, I just wanna pet him.

Andrew: Please ask before you pet my Bdoyle.

Jess: I'm sorry, he's just so cute!

Bdoyle: Meow. purrrrrrr

by commonapple276 April 2, 2019

Boylemia Nervosa

Boylemia -Boyle-mi-a Ner-vo-sa-

a tv talent induced nervous mania - characterised by the incoherent ramlings of middle aged women, often following rejection by wide social groups.

Had Sharon O taken a pill before the show on saturday evening as she was mumbling, could not be understood and had developed strange dance like twitches?

no - its was more likely a case of Boylemia Nervosa. see also Boyles Syndrome

by Clapham-junction June 1, 2009