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Located in Hudson County, N.J.

The saying is ......
Smells like Bayonne, Leave it alone!

This town should have its own “Weird NJ”
The people born and raised in Bayonne are strange birds to put it quit frank.

Also known as Gayonne or Payonne

Any outsider that steps foot in Bayonne can be smelt and will be harassed by the locals including authorities. They only like their own kind.

For a good circus show just stop in any local tavern on the weekend and enjoy.
Have you been to Bayonne lately?

Hell No , Smells like Bayonne leave it the f—k alone !!!

No doubt , i’ll take your advice and stay away.
Bayonne by McFlySlacker March 17, 2019
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A town in New Jersey where it’s difficult to find parking and when you find parking congratulations.. you can’t pull your car out because 3 vehicles have parked on the street blocking your car. The sanitation workers will leave trash cans behind or front of your car. The motorists are terrible drivers. The cyclists ride their bikes on

sidewalks.
Guy #1- I’ve been living in Bayonne for 3 decades.

Guy#2- I have to congratulate you for not committing die jumping off the Bayonne Bridge.
Bayonne by S_123454 February 3, 2024

Bayonne Bridge 

An the forth largest steel arch bridge in the world. The bridge does have a path for pedestrians. The bridge connects Port Richmond, in Staten Island NY, to Bayonne, in NJ. The bridge spans over the water way know as the Kill Van Kull. The Bayonne Bridge also "guess starred" War of the Worlds, the bridge that gets blown up. It is also best known by Port Richmond High School.
I looked at the long way down from the Bayonne Bridge, over the rather short railing, of the padestrian walk way.

bayonne beatin' 

get beat down sincly, bare knuckles until you scream like a little bitch.
I gave that bitch a "bayonne beatin'" that he will never forget
bayonne beatin' by Zean Johnson February 2, 2009

Bayonne High School 

the local high school that is pretty huge. It offers a descent education but with the people there its very easy to fuck that up.
Bayonne High School by sdsfghjk October 23, 2008

Bayonne Police 

One of the scummiest gangs on the face of this Earth. They'll arrest you for fun, and if you in possession of marijuana they'll take it and smoke themselves then call you an asshole, faggot, or a pussy. They'll do a "routine" traffic stop on any minority driving a car that is somewhat in good condition or if you have a gold chain on.
Dude, I was smoking out at the park the cops came stole my money, cigarettes, and weed then arrested me and called me a faggot.

...Yep that's the Bayonne Police department.

Bayonne cruise 

A deviant sexual act involving a Hudson River water enema while receiving oral sex on NJ transit
Man after that wyldlife concert I hear Rocker Dave went on a grade A Bayonne cruise