basted 

The act of getting a blowjob and pulling out of the girls mouth and blowing ur load when ready.

Man i was getting a bj and i basted all over her face.

basted by moondisog November 30, 2010

Basted 

When you empty a truck load of semen into her vag. Much to the same effect one sees when basting a turkey.

"Bro, I totally basted this chick last night, I could fill a mason jar with how much I came."

Basted by Vampectits October 1, 2016

basted 

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

basted by fugnug January 5, 2009

basted 

when you are bored and wasted at the same time

I was home alone with nothing to do, so I got basted.

basted by Emily December 26, 2004

basted 

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face

You just got basted or he just basted me

basted by sicksickman September 25, 2018

Basted 

He loves her so much he told me to fuck off.

What a basted.

Basted by Thispagewasmadeforme October 9, 2020

Basted 

To be excited, contraction of buzzing, often used on its own as an exclamation

I'm so basted to go to the party

See you at 6!
Basted!

Basted by ShaniquaOWoman April 25, 2021