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an amazing person. extremely rare, cool, funky, and fun. there is only one on the planet
"barlow, you're the best"
"what's up barlow?"
"barlow! can i have an autograph?!"
barlow by theonenonlybarlow May 6, 2021
The sexist men alive has awesome hair everyone loves him except the ones he rejected. He has tons of homies and is the coolest guy around best boyfriends ever and supports and is kind to everyone who they think is deserving. And is sometimes racist to Miguel cuz he called tmhe a white tard.
DAMN that guy is denfinlty a barlow
Barlow by Me.is.hot100% May 12, 2022

Barlow's Law 

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.
Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."
Barlow's Law by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019

Barlow beatdown 

A form of domestic violence in which the female attacks the male, but the male doesn’t play that shit and knocks her out.
Brittany started hitting Jake so he gave her the Barlow Beatdown
Barlow beatdown by Cbax100 July 5, 2018

Barlow beatdown 

When the dick is so big like a barlow it beats the pussy up.
Omg girl, Jakes dick is so big he gave my pussy a Barlow beatdown. Best ever .
Barlow beatdown by Cbax100. May 3, 2019

Barlow mindset grindset

Being nice to someone even when they are mean to you. Generally being a good person even when things are bad.
Bros at that barlow mindset grindset rn
Barlow mindset grindset by BMsGs November 29, 2022