An island off the coast of seattle full of cookie cutter assholes. Most people are rich, but don’t realize they’re rich because everyone is rich so they don’t appreciate what they have and are very disconnected from reality. It’s a very beautiful place from the outside but the longer you stay the more fucked up you realize the people are.
Mostly there’s a lot of unhappy rich people, who probably peaked in highschool and are upset that they married into a loveless relationship and are working for Amazon. Because of this they passive aggressively bully anyone who rejects this lifestyle, and post on facebook complaining a lot. If they have kids, they get involved with middle/high school drama and gossip about random kids traumatic events as their only source of entertainment.
The high school is super fucked up and full of drug addicts and rapists who are protected from consequences by daddy’s money. A lot of them don’t ever leave so there’s a big population of 20 something’s who drive drunk/high everywhere and are always trying to get with underage girls.
There’s a lot of very shallow and sheltered people, and not much to do for fun. If your parents weren’t born here you probably won’t make many friends, as people are very snobby about their family’s history on the island and extremely cliquey. Also everything is very expensive and inconvenient to get to. Overall a very shitty place to grow up and I do not recommend it to anyone.
Mostly there’s a lot of unhappy rich people, who probably peaked in highschool and are upset that they married into a loveless relationship and are working for Amazon. Because of this they passive aggressively bully anyone who rejects this lifestyle, and post on facebook complaining a lot. If they have kids, they get involved with middle/high school drama and gossip about random kids traumatic events as their only source of entertainment.
The high school is super fucked up and full of drug addicts and rapists who are protected from consequences by daddy’s money. A lot of them don’t ever leave so there’s a big population of 20 something’s who drive drunk/high everywhere and are always trying to get with underage girls.
There’s a lot of very shallow and sheltered people, and not much to do for fun. If your parents weren’t born here you probably won’t make many friends, as people are very snobby about their family’s history on the island and extremely cliquey. Also everything is very expensive and inconvenient to get to. Overall a very shitty place to grow up and I do not recommend it to anyone.
by elleangel222 July 18, 2022
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The town centre is based around a main street (actually 2 streets - Bridge and Newry) in the centre of which is 'the cut'. Local legend makes it the first (trafficked) flyover bridge in
A: ireland
B: Uk
C: Europe
D: World
(take your pick, none of it is true-maybe)
The town is populated with at least 500 people and has at least 6 shops, of which at least one sells foodstuffs.
Whilst gays and non-caucasians are tolerated within the town many of these communities leave the town every October for the 'Burn them in a hole in a field' fesitval. At this festival the local folk gather together and celebrate the traditions of their fathers and fore-fathers who didn't know the meaning of the word tolerance and regularly dug holes in fields and burned the dismembered carcasses of elvish folk whilst chanting and drinking.
A wide range of people live in Banbridge, from normal people to the mentally deficient 'spides' who like to do circuits of the town in there 'souped up' shitty cars with neon, body kits, darkened windows and big exhausts.
The town centre is based around a main street (actually 2 streets - Bridge and Newry) in the centre of which is 'the cut'. Local legend makes it the first (trafficked) flyover bridge in
A: ireland
B: Uk
C: Europe
D: World
(take your pick, none of it is true-maybe)
The town is populated with at least 500 people and has at least 6 shops, of which at least one sells foodstuffs.
Whilst gays and non-caucasians are tolerated within the town many of these communities leave the town every October for the 'Burn them in a hole in a field' fesitval. At this festival the local folk gather together and celebrate the traditions of their fathers and fore-fathers who didn't know the meaning of the word tolerance and regularly dug holes in fields and burned the dismembered carcasses of elvish folk whilst chanting and drinking.
A wide range of people live in Banbridge, from normal people to the mentally deficient 'spides' who like to do circuits of the town in there 'souped up' shitty cars with neon, body kits, darkened windows and big exhausts.
by banbridgerules October 27, 2011
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Someone who lives on Bainbridge Island. There are three types of these people:
1. Very freakishly tall men who still wear big rimmed glasses, and suits that should have stayed in the 90's. They most likely work for Microsoft.
2. Granola cruncher kids, who are unfortunately dressed in leggings and rain boots 365 days a year by their psychotic parents.
3. Strangely attractive men in hiking gear.
It's typically very easy to spot a Bainbridge Islander on the ferry boat.
1. Very freakishly tall men who still wear big rimmed glasses, and suits that should have stayed in the 90's. They most likely work for Microsoft.
2. Granola cruncher kids, who are unfortunately dressed in leggings and rain boots 365 days a year by their psychotic parents.
3. Strangely attractive men in hiking gear.
It's typically very easy to spot a Bainbridge Islander on the ferry boat.
by amelia mclean February 8, 2009
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Normally called it by Bob Fossil, king of the Zooniverse!
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'M'Bainbridge, its Bobbybobbob!'
by M'Bainbridge March 8, 2008
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by wi wi May 9, 2006
Get the bambridge island mug.Also known as Lamebridge, B Town or just the bridge. Bainbridge is a middle/upper-class suburb of Cleveland east of Chagrin Falls but way better than Chagrin. Kids from Bainbridge go to Kenston school dictrict are are pretty good at every sport and academically. The bombers have a lot of rivals with the main one being Chagrin. While Chagrin kids are either wannabe emos or snotty rich kids, Kenston kids are pretty nice and know how to party. All your kid really needs is a North Face fleece and a pair of birkenstocks.
Theres no real crime other than an occasional deer running into a store so the Bainbridge police have nothing better to do than arrest kids for underage drinking. If you graduate from Kenston not having been arrested, kudos. The police blotters in the Chagrin Valley Times were one of the highlights of my week.
Theres not much to do until someone's parents go out of town so kids hang out at Giant Eagle (G Eagle, GE, Geagle) on the weekends and sip Natty Light. On any given Friday or Saturday your guaranteed to find a group of kids looking for something to do.
Theres no real crime other than an occasional deer running into a store so the Bainbridge police have nothing better to do than arrest kids for underage drinking. If you graduate from Kenston not having been arrested, kudos. The police blotters in the Chagrin Valley Times were one of the highlights of my week.
Theres not much to do until someone's parents go out of town so kids hang out at Giant Eagle (G Eagle, GE, Geagle) on the weekends and sip Natty Light. On any given Friday or Saturday your guaranteed to find a group of kids looking for something to do.
"Hey whats going on in Bainbridge?" "I don't know lets get a bottle and go to Geagle to see who whos there."
by Kenston grad February 2, 2008
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by Wained August 14, 2015
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