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bandwidth 

A measure of how fat a band is. The greater the fatness, the greater the bandwidth.
The Deftones have recently increased their bandwidth
bandwidth by Dylan Stringer August 6, 2006

bandwidth 

Referring to the size of ones pant size.
"oh my god....ew....check out the bandwidth on that girl..."
bandwidth by redhairedfoo November 29, 2006

bandwidth 

I'm seeing her at 5 o'clock if I have the bandwidth
bandwidth by Big Simes January 22, 2003

bandwidth 

1. A portion of the electromagnetic frequency spectrum, typically used in reference to the transmission of radio frequency signals: e.g. "an analog television channel has a bandwidth of six megahertz"
2. The rate of data transfer over a specific time period, usually expressed either in bits or bytes per second: e.g. "my internet connection provides has a bandwidth of one hundred megabits per second."
3. A word often incorrectly used by business persons or others as a lame excuse for their unwillingness to perform a particular task or project, whilst trying to appear intelligent: (Also see "too busy.")
I don't have the bandwidth to do that.
bandwidth by namedropper352 January 10, 2020

Bandwidth Bandit 

A person who upon entering a building depletes the entire area of all the bandwidth therefore slowing down everyone's internet.
Greg walked into the dorm and my internet just stopped working because he is a bandwidth bandit.

bandwidth hog 

a bitch on a LAN that has so many programs running on the internet that it slows the whole network down
Dude, stop being a bandwidth hog, I'm trying to check my email
bandwidth hog by Mix Mastah Vlad October 6, 2003