(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.
Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.
by Rich August 27, 2003
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person A: Did you get married yet?
person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.
person A: That's a bag of dicks.
person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.
person A: That's a bag of dicks.
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Get the Bag of Dicks mug.An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
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