Babysitting

The art of chopping up children into tiny pieces very carefully, disemboweling them with care, and selling their organs on eBay for the low, low price of $19.95.

"Babysitting is a great way to show some responsibility, always make sure your tools are sterile and out of reach for young children."

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014

babysitting

When you go over a girl's (woman) house and THINK you gone get the drawls, only to sit up all night FOR NOTHING because she's playing all hard to get and shit, completely wasting your f*cking time!!!

Sitting up with a female all night and not getting any.

Maaaan, I thought FOR SHO I was going to bang Tiffany last night. I didn't get shit! Ended up just babysitting her ass.

by Reggie November 28, 2004

Babysitting

The Scourge of all guys on out of state field trips.

It is when the chaperone asks you to keep an eye on the women to make sure the don't end up raped or drunk. Ususally gets pinned on one or two guys in the group, and drives them crazy especially when either the guys have a conscience or the women have no reguard for how hard it is for the guys to keep an eye on then.

How was yur trip???
Yeah i spent all night babysitting. . .
Sucks to be you dude.

by anon. April 19, 2005

Babysitting

Is a slang term for using non-medical marajuana.

Ben and Adam were in the the treehouse babysitting.

by Ben Michael Adams October 15, 2011

babysitting

Hot babes, hanging out casually with their younger boy companions. Babysitting them, taking care of them as a babysitter would.

Yeah I bought him smokes and coffee, babysitting him pretty much.

by full time babysitter February 25, 2011

babysitting

fighting bears! all day long

omg look at that babysitting CHAMPION!!

by underworld lord of water October 30, 2011

Babysitting

The event in which you have to be a chaperon to any girl even planning to get stoned at some point.

Bob: "Hey dude, I got high with amber the other day."
Joe: "Nice bro, was it fun?"
Bob: "You know how it is with chicks, I was babysitting her the whole time."

by UndercoverStoner March 7, 2011