baby dick

A dick that is so cleanely shaven it looks like one from a baby

Alexey is a baby dick.

by Alkone November 19, 2004

baby dick

A little itty bitty tiny penis that can barely be seen. Usually under 3-4 inches. Not something you are proud to show people. Upon being asked this question one with a baby dick will usually be hesitant out of fear from showing said baby dick.

I have a little baby dick.

by Michael Todd Rehmeyer.. January 19, 2008

baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

by carl June 16, 2002

Baby Dick

Having a tiny penis and never getting laid

Grant has a baby dick. He never gets laid either. Poor Grant. You should move to Madacascar, baby dick.

by Mr. Weeks December 18, 2003

baby dick

A little penis that's way too tiny to please a girl! The guy is usually a sissy and will never, EVER get laid in his lifetime!

Kevin has such a little baby dick, he'll never get laid. He'll just have to jack off his tiny little baby dick for the rest of his life.

by Abby Davis December 25, 2008

Baby Dick

Somebody that has a penis equivalent to a baby or smaller that doesnt know how to work that!

Levi a baby dick and should be prosecuted for walking around trying to slang it.

by guess who! September 14, 2003

baby dick

An extremely tiny penis. Any guy with a baby dick belongs in panties, will be a virgin for life and deserves to be made fun of and humiliated forever.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Kevin has a baby dick?
Girl 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl 1: He definitely needs to be in panties!
Girl 2: And you know he'll be a virgin for life for sure!!
Both girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Abby Davis September 15, 2008