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J.O.B

Jets up Over Bitches
The trillest set to rep, rapper Curren$y's Jets fly high , Jets up over bitches... Jets over everything..
JETS GO!
Guy 1) M.O.B mutha fucka
Guy 2) Na ma dude, its J.O.B nigga stick to the scirpt
Guy 1) I jizzed..
by KidVic September 26, 2011
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J.O.B.

1. v.- kissing your boyfriend while he's taking a poop and your bestie looks on.
2. n.- when you leave for work and your bf is on the crapper and you want to smooch him goodbye.
"Honey! Where are you?"

"I'm on the shitter!"

"I'm leaving for work! Gimme a J.O.B.! Before you leave light a match! Love you!"
by The_Beast_from_UD May 6, 2009
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J.O.M.B.

That chick is fine.
File her in the J.O.M.B.
by how July 23, 2005
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j.o.m.b.

To clarify, it's pronounced (jom-bee). and is the acronym for Jerk Off Memory Bank. This means to save an image in your mind for later self satisfaction, or perhaps sharing with another co-jerker.
Dude, when Dana bent over to pick up that pencil in the office I saw her thong slip up her pink meat curtains thru her dress. I'm sticking that in the j.o.m.b. (jom-bee) for my coffee break.
by the real justin April 27, 2009
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b.a.j.o.m.f.

transporter 2 is one b.a.j.o.m.f.

dave just gave a guy a wedgie all the way over his head, what a b.a.j.o.m.f.
by badassboy13 April 13, 2009
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B.S.J.O.

Big Sex Jump Off. Big Sex Jump Off. 1)Uncharectoristicly Sexually Uninhibited via excessive drug and alcohol consumption. 2)Sex Nasty
"She throws back that bottle of J.D. a couple more times and she will be primed and pumped for a B.S.J.O.!"
by daryl leckt January 4, 2008
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B.S.J.O.

Big Sex Jump Off- #1)A sexual encounter, significace greatly exaggerated by conscous altering substances. #2)B.IG S.EX (first ever,meaningful,heartfelt,most memorable,signifacant) + J.UMP O.FF (everybodys sex partnerl); a heartfelt sexual encounter with everybodys sex partner
#1) "Dumb Ass! You didn't have sex with ( a ) 4 Star Kelly!! (or fill in the blank) Your B.S.J.O. was with Loosey Lucy!" #2) first drunk says; "Damn! I wanna' get me summa' that fine Bitch!" second drunk responds;"Dude, last weekend you were lying about doing 4 Star *****.Throw back some more Jack Danials and you'll be having a B.S.J.O. with Loosey Lucy again. NO! Somemore Sex!"
by darylleckt November 17, 2009
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