B.O.A.

Beat Off Artist - someone who masturbates excessively.

He makes spanking it an art form. He's a regular B.O.A.

by Mobley Torez November 29, 2007

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019

B.O.A.T.S.

Is an acronym for the words Based On A True Story. Can be used in many different situations, for an example when referring to a film. Might also be used when telling a story or a rumour. If exaggerating, B.O.A.T.S. may be used to guarantee the truth (or some truth) of the story. One should though, observe that there is a thin line between B.O.A.T.S. and T.S. (True Story). B.O.A.T.S. is not always reliable and one should be aware of the fact that there might be a very small amount of truth in a B.O.A.T.S. statement.

Jack - Who came up with the Texas chainsaw massacre story dude? It's really fucking stupid.

John - You shouldn't be too sure about that.

Jack- Why?

John - It's B.O.A.T.S.!

by Cureupt August 18, 2009

B.o.b.a.f.u.b.

Pronounced (bow-BA-fub) - An acronym used to describe a very large, unattractive and unpleasant female.
Expanded- Big Ole' beefy ass fat ugly bitch.
Origin – unknown high school football field in Arizona.

You girlfriend is hot but her friend is a B.o.b.a.f.u.b.!

by adamrafael4 November 18, 2007

G.I.A.B.O.

A large impermeable barrier that has the unique property of increasing it's volume, mass and hardening it's density independent of outside influence.

"Another drunk Rothschild banker died in a high speed crash after losing control of his Bugatti Veyron and slamming head-on into a solid rock G.I.A.B.O.."

by OlympiaLogger October 23, 2011

G.I.A.B.O.

A coordinated rebellion to remove people in power in the political and financial arenas who are not being found guilty of their dishonest practices.

A comprehensive and sophisticated assault, organized by commoners in the work force against a small, elite group of bankers and politicians working harmoniously to destroy the free market.

Lloyd couldn't believe that G.I.A.B.O. had successfully spread throughout Africa, Europe and the United States.

by Kobayish October 23, 2011

T.A.B.O.S.

Take a big ol' shit.

Sorry I'm late. I had to T.A.B.O.S.

by bitchassnigga January 1, 2008