B.O.M.D

B.O.M.D means boy of my dreams its a reference to clairo’s song, B.O.M.D its self explanatory.

Girl 1: “Hey look he’s the guy who hmu”
Girl 2: “No way!”
Girl 1: “He’s the B.O.M.D”

by peachyeraser June 30, 2018

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

Q.F.T.B.M.J.D

Coolest people you will ever meet

I wish I was in Q.F.T.B.M.J.D

by Q.F.T.B.M.J.D August 22, 2011

B.O.O.M.M.D.

To be bored out of your mind except you put my. To be completely bored and ramble about it instead of being figuring out a way to end the problem.
B.O.O.M.M.D.-Bored.Out.Of.My.Mind.

DudeNumber1: Omg man typings got me B.O.O.M.M.D.
Dude2: Yeah dude number 1 stop wasting your time trying to explain this horrendous vocabulary of which speak of that your bored.
DudeNumber1: Youra bunch of what your number stands for Dude.

by Infamous4Slang February 22, 2008

M.B.D.

Meet a girl, Beat(fuck) a girl, Delete the girl (memory, phone, email).

When you meet* an 'innocent' young lady and make her feel good, she go home with you and you beat* it up and the next day (or later that night) you have *no idea* who she is.

Hey I'm at Miami's nothing but girls everywhere... Somebody gonna get M.B.D. tonight... M.B.D. for life.

by System1024 February 19, 2012

Black Dick Madness [B.D.M.]

Its when some girl (or guy if your gay) are feinding for the black cock. Usually White girls are diagnosed with this illness.

That bitch has a bad case of Black Dick Madness B.D.M.

by Big _Mike_ August 11, 2006

M.B.D.

A serious disease that may be caught through physical contact. Known as mad brandon disease.

Symptoms:
growth in chin

The man caught M.B.D. and know he will never be normal again

by gomets61 April 2, 2007