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A group of friends that do scumbaggy things. Very offensive language and style. Don't give a shit what anybody else thinks of them or what they do.
Drinking, women, fighting, and motorcycles are favorite pastimes.

"s.c.u.m.b.a.g." is not an abbreviation for anything.

Often mistaken for a motorcycle club.
Her boyfriend likes to eat her pussy every night, so I dropped the biggest fucking load in there this morning. Go Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.!!!
by Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g. May 3, 2009
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b.a.y.s.a.a.g.f.

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Bring all your single and attractive girl friends.
Talking to a female friends: I'm having party, you're invite. It's b.a.y.s.a.a.g.f.
by deeone December 3, 2010
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g.a.s.b.d.a.s.

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GUYS AINT SHIT BUT DICKS AND SEX

all they are ever good for because all they ever do is jerk off and think only about their dicks
their incapable of doing anything else because their horny bastards who only want to fuck
"he broke up with her after he fucked her?"
"well duhh g.a.s.b.d.a.s." -.-
by hoe<33 November 25, 2011
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020
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G.A.B.S.

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Generally Acceptable Boning Standards - Although each guy has unique tastes in women, almost every guy can agree on generally acceptable standards which deem a woman worthy to have sex with.
- Even though I prefer skinny blondes, that thick brunette is definitely within G.A.B.S.

- I was so drunk last night I slept with a girl that is definitely not within G.A.B.S.
by Mofomagic January 2, 2012
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A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

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Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.
I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!
by Billy January 20, 2005
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