Alastor

Hot demon mf from Hazbin Hotel that half the Internet wants to bang

Alastor: *exists*
Fangirl: “LEMME SMAAAAASH!”

by Toxk March 7, 2020

Alastor

Alastor is a character from the adult show Hazbin Hotel.
Alastor is the infamous entity known as "The Radio Demon" and is one of the many powerful Overlords of Hell.

He is badass and baby.

It's Alastor, the most powerful demon in hell.
He looks like a strawberry pimp !

by Rainbowine April 7, 2020

Alaskan Nut

When you chug a frozen beverage right before you cum thus giving you a simultaneous brain freeze at climax.

The girl at the shaved ice shop gave me a blowjob and I busted an Alaskan Nut.

by tried these??? July 5, 2017

Alaskan Firefly

When your girl is on her period, so you put a tampon inside the freezer and then stick it in her ass while fucking her.

"I put an Alaskan Firefly in her last night, pretty good shit."

by nuttery October 23, 2017

Alastor

A demon from hell who is our lord savior that wears a nice suit a tie and a monocle also all hail alastor

hey have you seen the new episode of hazbin hotel alastor is in it so much more

by sexy alastor November 12, 2020

Alasas

A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.

It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.

From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =

exact definition "based on the foundation of"

"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation

Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.

Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.

Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas

Or

Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.

Meaning :

I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.

Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.

Meaning: I will never get my money..

by Sparty311 May 4, 2013

alaskan dick mask

When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask

"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"

"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"

DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"

by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 5, 2011