Asteroid

Any vehicle, especially on the Interstate, driving ten or more miles an hour under the speed limit. See also asteroid field.

All these asteroids puttering down the road are killing me.

by Whitebred April 3, 2004

barbarian asteroid

The act of 2 beings mating analy and the giver pulls out, and while the takers anus is still gaping, the taker BMs into the givers anus.

Sandy got a barbarian asteroid from Ronald yesturday, it was wide.

by nicklights December 13, 2007

asteroid poop

When taking a poop, the poop "breaks up" on "reentry" and leaves a notable splash for every chunk.

"Dude I had a total asteroid poop back there. I had to wipe my ass four times to get all of the water off."

by Blood_Sweat_'n_Tears March 8, 2014

Asteroid Armor

A unique and fully operational impact protection kit (a hardhat). As a bonus, the cheap plastic is designed to melt away in post impact heat preventing you from having to remove the armor manually.

Dude - is that a huge asteroid coming through the atmosphere? Holy crap it is! Put on this Asteroid Armor!

by Jimmy Geddon Gear February 1, 2009

--Hoth Asteroid Field--

Located in the Hoth system is a chaotic asteroid field filled with dangerous swarms of colliding rocks. Stray bodies from the field get caught in Hoth's gravity well, and enter the ice planet's atmosphere, becoming meteorites.

If the threat of being crushed by massive asteroids is not enough to deter the most foolhardy pilot, the asteroid field is also home to dangerous lifeforms. At least one unbelievably huge space slug has made a home out of one of the larger asteroids. The field is infested by mynocks, leathery-winged energy parasites that attach themselves to passing ships and then chew on the power cables.

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1. Han Solo, never being too concerned with the odds, recklessly plunged the Millennium Falcon into the field to escape Imperial pursuit after the Battle of Hoth.

Related: --Hoth-- --Space Slug--

by Official_SW Definitions_ December 5, 2004

asteroids

an itching or painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue

"do you have asteroids"
"no but my dad does, they're so bad he cant sitdown somedays"

by mista ska March 25, 2003

asteroid

Any rock floating about in outer space. There is a whole bunch of suck rocks floating about in outer space between the earth and mars, and this is known as the asteroid belt. When a stray asteroid gets heavily influenced by a planet's gravitation field, when it strays to close to the said planet, and eventually ends up crashing into that planet, the asteroid becomes a meteorite. If it does not end up crashing in, but grazes the atmosphere, or burns up in the aire itself, it is known as a meteor.

One of the largest asteroids is named after the gaulish God of the sky, Tautatis.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005