Brown Star Award

The brown star award is earned after successfully having anal sex for the first time.

Joe Smo - Dude I just screwed Nikki in the ass..it was awesome. Joe Smo's Buddy- Dude you got the brown star award..thats Epic.

by 1 with Nature February 12, 2015

Granny Awards

An annual celebration of Archaicisms, primarily serving as an ego defense mechanism for Boomers (and other old people.)

Nominated for 2014 Granny Awards Rock Album of the Year:

Zeppelin, Sabbath, Bowie and Neil Young

-- Four acts that were "too hip to be square"* around 1970.

Kings of Leon and Queens of the Stone Age

-- Named after a passe form of government and a truly ancient Age of Tech.

How desperately we cling to illusions of youth and relevancy. -- Citizen of the Galaxy

* Once upon a time, even Before the Flood, contemporaneous fans of "Old Blue Eyes" and the "Candy Man" embarrassed themselves with such phrases, in a vain attempt to sustain their own relevance. Please, STOP THE MADNESS!

by Citizen of the Galaxy February 23, 2014

Drugs Awareness

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Nigga you on that shit you need to go to thuggizzle cares drugs awareness program.

by Tvgee April 5, 2019

Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness

A cause under the thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

You can go get checked through the Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness program

by Tvgee April 5, 2019

awardw

Another term for "award" that originated from a typo the Monke brained Connor of Trash Taste while typing the Reddit post for their podcast's anniversary.

Guy1: Hey have you watched the Trash Taste Awardw?
Guy2: you mean awards?
Guy1: no, it's awardw

by Rain-nin May 28, 2021

Herman Cain Award

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.

Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."

by Y2k September 2, 2021

Smelf-Awareness

The awareness of one’s personal body odor.

Mike- “Jimmy smells like dog crap!”
Peter- “Doesn’t he realize he smells like horse manure?”
Mike- “He must have no smelf-awareness.”

by DylpickeSky May 8, 2018