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avetard sink

One word to describe the sink at The Ave: NIGHTMARE! The fucking sink is filled with dishes to the point where the it towers out of the sink by 10 inches. All the dishes are fucking disgusting because they haven't been washed at all and there's not even enough room for you to get to the faucet. A lazy ass avetard refuses to do the dishes so the dishes pile up in the sink for weeks or even months. I would eat shit before I'd be down to do the dishes in the avetard sink.
I looked at the avetard sink and that MF was piled with dishes, shit was so high that it was probably out like a light.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
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avetard fridge

The world capital of all the spoiled food in the world. Any time you open the fridge at The Ave, you are guaranteed to find spoiled or rotten food. Many times you will find spoiled milk and even a Braums sundae that has been in there for three months.
I opened the avetard fridge to get some food, but everything smelled horrible and I'm sure that nothing has been thrown out in five months.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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avetard stairs

The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.
One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
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avetard fish

The pet fish that an avetard owns at The Ave Apartments. The avetard will think the fish is badass because it has "shark" in the name but in reality it's just a normal ass carp. This fish will most likely die within a month after coming to The Ave because an avetard can barely take care of himself so there will be no way he can take care of a damn fish. An avetard will also attempt to get this pet fish high by hoping the fish will be able to secondhand from a dab rig.

**UPDATE**: Avetard fish dead
Those damn avetards are trying to get their damn avetard fish high again, that thing is definitely is gonna end up dying in a week.
by TurnM3Up December 30, 2019
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avetard ETA

An estimated time of arrival according to an avetard. This time should always be multiplied by 10 whenever you hear it from an avetard's mouth because an avetard is very slow and just operates at a very slow pace. You should be prepared to wait for an eternity if you are expecting an avetard to come through on time and you should also be examined for a mental disability because you actually thought an avetard would be on time.
**playing 2k, about to run rec**
Norman "Nick": Yo, dabs before rec?
Noah and Henry: Yea bet
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, y'all gonna take forever, how long?
Henry: Dude chill, it's gonna be less than 5 minutes
Ray Naker: Bruh, hurry tf up
**the avetards go downstairs to take dabs**
**20 mins later**
Noah: Ight we back, let's run it
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, it's been 20 minutes, I should've known better than to trust a fucking avetard ETA
Norman "Nick"(baked out of his mind): Dude shut the fuck up, you have nothing better to do, quit fucking bitching all the time idiot
by TurnM3Up August 4, 2020
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avetard weekend

For an avetard the weekend consists of Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. This is because an avetard never goes to class during the week and wakes up at 2 pm everyday because they were extremely baked the night before. It's always the weekend for an avetard
An avetard weekend consists of literally everyday of the week, those dudes are so lazy.
by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
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ok avetard

Similar to "ok boomer" but you should say this to an avetard when he says something stupid or something you just don't agree with because an avetard is never right.
Avetard: "Hey, OU is gonna win a natty this season in football"
Me (an intellectual): "ok avetard"
by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019
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