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Autopsy Head

"The line, crease or mark left on a persons forehead as a result of wearing a tight hat"
Looks like you have a bad case of "autopsy head".
Autopsy Head by nycesq January 27, 2009

autopsy-turvy 

What da results would always be if da Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy tried to be medical examiners.
Da pathologist's examination-table should always be stable and sturdy so dat da cadaver never tips and falls off da table, which would likely result in autopsy-turvy lab-results.
autopsy-turvy by QuacksO February 13, 2020

Updated Autopsy Report 

The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report
Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT

organizational autopsy 

A post mortem review of a failed organization, government, or public/ private institution to determine the likely factors that led to its downfall or demise.
An organizational autopsy of companies like Enron, Block Buster, or Toys R Us will provide insight into what caused their downfall so we can avoid the same fate.

Definition by D. Goodwyn

Updated Autopsy Report 

Miles Edgeworth's secret move that he pulls out of his ass when it looks like he's losing a case.
Um actually, objection dumbass.
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!

Gorilla Autopsy

Descriptive term for an ugly, hairy vagina that resembles the sight of a mutilated primate.
Dude, I went down on the bird last night... but Jesus what she's got between her legs looked like a gorilla autopsy.
Gorilla Autopsy by adam404 July 9, 2010