by keyserholiday October 6, 2017
Get the automistake mug.Autogeinophilia: The little-known fetish of dressing up as Ed Gein AS HE dresses up in his home-made woman-skin suit and cavorting about his creepy Wisconsin farmhouse, with the idea of being close to his dead mother by literally investing himself in a suit made of female skin. A deliberate pun on autogynophilia, a trending term as Biden takes office in 2021.
Benjamin Boyce retweeted Donovan Cleckley's clip of Jazz Jennings's mom saying:
“I have woken Jazz out of a dead sleep and taken the dilator and put the lubrication on it and said: ‘Here! You take this, and you put it in your vagina. If not, I will.’ I will be so mad if ... that thing seals up.”
- Jeanette Jennings
I naturally responded quoting Buffalo Bill's creepy remark to the unfortunate girl is he was fattening up in a pit to make a female-skin-suit out of:
"It puts the lubrication on its dilator, or else it's back to the clinic for NO GENITALS AT ALL!"
---
In my day, we thought we were being racy when we "lost" our third retainer, and, being told our teeth would snap back into the wrong place, said, "So what if they do?"
Reading up on Ed Gein, the model for Buffalo Bill, Psycho, Leatherface, etc, led me to a disturbing image of a "reproduction" belt made of female nipples, part of what I could only call his "autogeinophilia" paraphernalia collection, and thus the portmanteau pun term "Autogeinophilia" was born. Happy 2021, everyone!
“I have woken Jazz out of a dead sleep and taken the dilator and put the lubrication on it and said: ‘Here! You take this, and you put it in your vagina. If not, I will.’ I will be so mad if ... that thing seals up.”
- Jeanette Jennings
I naturally responded quoting Buffalo Bill's creepy remark to the unfortunate girl is he was fattening up in a pit to make a female-skin-suit out of:
"It puts the lubrication on its dilator, or else it's back to the clinic for NO GENITALS AT ALL!"
---
In my day, we thought we were being racy when we "lost" our third retainer, and, being told our teeth would snap back into the wrong place, said, "So what if they do?"
Reading up on Ed Gein, the model for Buffalo Bill, Psycho, Leatherface, etc, led me to a disturbing image of a "reproduction" belt made of female nipples, part of what I could only call his "autogeinophilia" paraphernalia collection, and thus the portmanteau pun term "Autogeinophilia" was born. Happy 2021, everyone!
by Didaskalos January 16, 2021
Get the autogeinophilia mug.Related Words
calling someone “autoristic” could mean 2 things
1) saying they act and look very strange doing weird things and being odd
2) implying that they are a twink riri that snorts cock
1) saying they act and look very strange doing weird things and being odd
2) implying that they are a twink riri that snorts cock
by Bunkle Balls April 10, 2023
Get the autoristic mug.A word used by smug Guardian reading sandal wearing, bike fanatics to diminish large vehicles that they likely can't afford.
Stefan and I were sitting having our soy lattes when one of those ghastly SUVs carrying a mother and three kids parked in front of us. I hate the autobesity and don't understand why a family of four can't ride a bicycle like us. I'm going to tweet about it.
by Goatse Nostalgic July 23, 2023
Get the Autobesity mug.
This is when you cut your own hair for whatever reason. Cutting your own hair is more common now that we are all social distancing. The resulting product often leaves something to be desired when compared to a professional haircut.
Bob: Did you see Fred's haircut? It looks like someone missed a spot in the back.
Jeff: Obvious autoesthetic exercise on his part.
Bob: It looks like he got that haircut in prison.
Bill: I really miss my barber and professional haircuts.
Jane: Why so?
Bill: When I do an autoesthetic exercise, the top and sides are easy but the back of my head and neck are iffy.
Jane: You are right... your neck looks like you have a built in scarf.
Jeff: Obvious autoesthetic exercise on his part.
Bob: It looks like he got that haircut in prison.
Bill: I really miss my barber and professional haircuts.
Jane: Why so?
Bill: When I do an autoesthetic exercise, the top and sides are easy but the back of my head and neck are iffy.
Jane: You are right... your neck looks like you have a built in scarf.
by jfburke619 March 30, 2021
Get the autoesthetic exercise mug.After he got pansted, he thought he had autogenitaliaphobia because of how worried he was during the incident.
by Kinguy1012 April 1, 2023
Get the Autogenitaliaphobia mug.