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Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans

As the population grows over it's potential, the evolutionary process begins to take place. Humans will adapt to be able to perform autofellatio in order to reduce sexual desire. This will cause a dramatic drop in rates of sexual intercourse, allowing the human population to return to a more reasonable size that the one we cannot currently maintain.
The world is getting to large. Evolution must take place, as it did in other organisms. The way humans will adapt to influence a decline in a sizable population is the Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans.
by Ace. October 17, 2012
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Autofellatio

You looked it up because you just tried it.
Autofellatio does NOT make you gay.
by WhoDatFreshBoi July 28, 2017
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Lucid Autofellatio

lu•cid au•to•fel•la•ti•o

/ˈlo͞osəd ɔtoʊfəˈlāSH(ē)ˌō/

Oral stimulation of one's own penis while in a lucid dream
Me: I think I'm about to get fired for being late
My dog: why's that?
Me: I had another Lucid Autofellatio happen
My dog: couldn't nut again?
Me: would I have been late to work if I was able to?
by TheTallestPsychonaut December 15, 2021
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autofellatio

sucking one's own dick, self sucking, self-service blowjob
2 do this, u need a flexible spine or a large/long dick
My friend can suck his own dick!!! He's double jointed and has an enormous cock!!!I think it's called "autofellatio"!!!
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by blthrskt December 28, 2005
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Autofellatio

The hermetic profession of sucking one's own penis.

Nobody in the history of man has reported being able to perform this almost mystical feat because the few percentage of the world population who actually can perform autofellatio never leave their houses. However diaries and memoirs have been found, post-mortem.
Guy 1: Hey I haven't seen John lately, have you?
Guy 2: Haven't you heard? He discovered he could perform autofellatio and dropped out of school to move to a trailer park.
by JohnnieWalkerBlue February 12, 2010
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Autofication

An autofication is an automated notification received when an event happens. An SMS message as a delivery receipt, or an email from a company that your order has shipped.
I just received the autofication that my order was ready.
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autofelatio

dat guy who gave himself autofelatio broke his neck
by Skeetskeetskeetward July 24, 2016
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