Austrian Death Machine

Austrian Death Machine is exactly what you should hear from a heavy band.

- a continuously fast paced tempo you can always circle pit to

- the obvious build up to a breakdown you'll know how to mosh to

- classic sing alongs to pile up and sing along with

- a guitar solo in every song

And yes... never leave out the obvious key component, cliche vocals that sound really angry!

Bottom line, Austrian Death Machine is fast, pissed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. You won't find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. There are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet badass governor Arnold would approve of. The brutal songs include such classics as...

"It's Simple, If it Jiggles it's Fat" (Double Brutal)

"Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?" (Double Brutal)

"Get to the Choppa" (Total Brutal)

"I Am a Cybernetic Organism Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" (Total Brutal)"

"If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" (Total Brutal)

"Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" (Double Brutal)

"Come on, Do it, Do it, Come on, Come on, Kill me, Do It Now" (Double Brutal)

"It's Not a Tumor" (Total Brutal)

Austrian Death Machine is a tribute to the great Arnold movies.

You know how I said that Austrian Death Machine's Total Brutal was the best thing ever to be created by mankind ever…I lied. Double Brutal is now truly the best thing ever created on this planet (That is until Keep It Brutal comes out)

by MurderFlakes February 2, 2010

Austrian hacker

A combination of DXM (usually in the form of Acodin, a cough medicine available in Poland) and Stroh 80, Austrian rum with 80% alcohol.

After taking an Austrian hacker, I was fucked up as hell. Probably cause I was drunk already at the time.

by nulled January 24, 2011

Austrian Rubdown

The act of ejaculating and defecating on another's back and massaging the contents into the others back with your scrotum.

John: Dude how far did you get?

Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!

John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!

by KaminL,Nitsuku,StoneDeath,Fego August 9, 2010

Austria-Hungary Effect

A psychological effect in which the victim is manipulated into thinking that the fake flag is the real and therefore the correct flag of a certain country. The name comes from the infamous Wikipedia edit war where users have deliberately put the civil-ensign flag of Austria-Hungary as the national flag even though Austria-Hungary didn't have the national flag.

I'm so sorry to hear that you have the Austria-Hungary Effect.

He thinks that the flag with a Kangaroo is the real flag of Australia, He probably has the Austria-Hungary Effect.

My students have recently complained about the flag I drew and said that it was not real. After some research, I discovered that this flag was never used and was made by some fan on r/vexillology. I have experienced the Austria-Hungary Effect.

Sir, given that the flag you saw was not real and you have been manipulated for years, you are diagnosed with the Austria-Hungary Effect.

by Yugoslav1945 April 6, 2023

Austria Hungary

An Empire that existed over a hundred years ago. It formed in 1867 at the collapse of the Austrian Empire and collapsed due to ethnic tensions in World War I in 1918. In consisted of the Austrian half of the empire, which was mostly German speaking, and the predominately Hungarian speaking half of the empire. It is often called "The Dual Monarchy" because of it's Austrian royals and Hungarian royals. It was a European powerhouse which was a key player in European politics in the late 19th century. In the early 1900's, the empire annexed Bosnia which had a high population of ethnic Serbs. This led to tensions with Serbia, which led to World War I, during which the empire collapsed due to internal revolutions by the empire's ethnic minorities. Czechoslovakia, Austria, and Hungary were created from the empire's territories, while Poland, Romania, Italy, and Yugoslavia gained lands from the collapse of the empire. The empire was doomed to failure from the moment it was created because of the many ethnic groups in constant struggle for representation. The empire's collapse is often incorrectly attributed to World War I, but it really collapsed due to internal revolts which the empire, already weak from war, could not defeat. The war, if anything, accelerated the demise of the empire, it didn't cause it.

Austria Hungary was a European powerhouse, but due to its ethnically diverse nature, it was doomed from the moment it was born

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 7, 2020

Austrian Exit

When you crap in someone's toilet leaving a turd on the shelf without flushing, and then leave without saying goodbye.

"Where's James gone?"
"not sure, I'll have a look"
"maybe he's in the toi.. oh god, he's totally austrian exited us"

by Chris Corden February 16, 2015

austrian minigun

The Austrian Minigun is one of the must time consuming sexual acts involving , 6-8 large Austrian men (preferable with a military background) unloading their seed on to a willing participant while rotating in a clock wise motion.

Bobby: me and my girl want to get freaky in the bed room

Timmy: If you know 6-8 Austrian men you could give here the Austrian minigun.

by Yung Kashi February 3, 2018