Austria

1. People from Austria
2. Home of Alan Schwarzenegger
3. Where many Nobel Peace winners Come from
4. Used to have a lot of Jews
5. Home of many Scientists

Austria is a great country. . .

by Barkley October 29, 2007

Austria

According to MANSWERS, the best country to go if you want to get a blowjob

Tourist: I went to Austria and got blowjobs from ten different girls at this one club I went to. They really like to suck!

by johndoethehoe November 25, 2009

Austria

Australia?

U know germany started ww1(Austria giggles in bakcground)

by Typecal murican69 November 20, 2018

Austria

(Österreich in German) Is the birthplace of Hitler, Porsche, Schwarzenegger and Mozart who are known as the greatest sons of Austria.

Jew: Hi there my name is Eliezer, Whats yours?
Random guy: AUSTRIA

Jew: *visibly starts to shudder in fear*

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Austria

the country Hitler was born in

Hey do you know where hitler was born?

Yes, Austria

by Womnx September 22, 2020

Austria

Once a British colony, located near New Zealand. Once lost a war to emus.It's the home of Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger. People also say Hitler is from here but everyone knows Hitler is from Germany. Other famous things from Austria are that everything is upside down, marmite, which tastes like ass. And the outback, aswell it's evolutionary statement in which it's trying to make everything dangerous. Oh, and don't forget spiders

Person 1 "I heard that Hitler is from Australia."
Person 2 "That's Austria retard."

by Grouchycard March 1, 2019

Austria

Country ajoining Germany. Home of infamous leader Adolf Hitler, captured by Nazi Germany in the world wars.

Austria is a relatively small country with a beautiful countryside.

by Clay N. November 3, 2005