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epinephrine autoinjector 

A needle loaded with a dose of epinephrine carried around by people with life threatening allergies. The autoinjector quickly injects a prefilled dose of epinephrine into the system thereby opening a window in which a person can get medical help before dying.
Do you have your epinephrine autoinjector with you in case they put nuts in any of the dishes being served at Blair's wedding?

Security Auchindoun 

The superior overlord of the alliance Auction House on Auchindoun server on the new hit game World of WarCraft. her prices are outrageous and she preys on innocent welfare dependents who do not like to farm their own shiz. she is hated by the poor and a hero to the rich.
Welfare dependents price for copper bar: 10 gold
Security Auchindoun price for copper bar: 119gold

Autoincorrect

When the "Autocorrect" feature chooses incorrectly and changes your typing to a word you did not intend.
Autoincorrect (noun): The typing feature that invariably changes your intended word to something incorrect.
Autoincorrect, -ed, -ing (verb): The action of the "autocorrect" feature changing your typing to an incorrect word.
That word got autoincorrected!
That was an autoincorrect fail!
Ugh...autoincorrect!
Autoincorrect by FireWater! January 5, 2017

AutoINcorrect

n. A smartphone's (esp. one with a touch screen keyboard) ability to mangle slang terms or abbreviations.
John: Wait a minute, What? Bill had a baby?!? His text reads "Come to my baby party next Tuesday!"

Sarah: He obviously has his AutoINcorrect on, I think he meant to say "Come to my B-DAY party next Tuesday!" Stupid Iphone.
AutoINcorrect by DBBrooklyn January 19, 2010

autoincesturbation 

(v.)
To have sex with a copy/clone of an opposite-gender version of yourself.
Guy 1: Hey, if you could, would you do Autoincesturbation?
Guy 2: The hell is that?
Guy 3: Fucking a female you.
Guy 2: ...Totally.
autoincesturbation by DNottin September 6, 2013

Auchincruive College 

An Agricultural based College on the outskirts of Ayr that teaches agriculture, science, sports, tourism, management and outdoor pursuits.

Pronounced "Ock-In-Croove' most students shorten it down to 'Cruive', especially non-Scottish students who usually have trouble with saying it.

Has only one halls of residence, "Wilson Halls" which has 100 rooms and is known for its wildness, late night antics and it's TV room which is the gathering place of most students.

Outsiders consider Cruive students to be constantly drunk, sheep shaggers and are usually found on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Sundays at Club De Mar, Madisons or Fury's depending on who is cheapest.
Person 1 - Here comes that lot from Auchincruive College.
Person 2 - Yeah heard they are all sheep shaggers!
Auchincruive College by scotiafarmer December 20, 2010