albertine

the perfect girl in the whole world
comparable to an angel

"Wow that girl looks loke an albertine"

by Dan Leguerrier October 31, 2007

aubergine rule

The art of begging for forgiveness not for acceptance when trying to pull off a risky task.

Lad 1: Mate Fancy Coming Ibiza Next Week
Softlad: Dunno will have to ask the missus?
Lad 1: Aubergine Rule my friend, Aubergine Rule

by DJ BULGE June 29, 2016

aubergine

adjective; colour, deep purple associated with the commonly available type of eggplant

Nancii's bedroom was painted aubergine; my resolve not to touch her was toast as soon as she sat on the edge of her bed.

by Jake February 17, 2004

Alberting

The act of deriving misconstrued definitions from other words in order to prove your point.

"Dude if you want to hack your computer go and get a feather duster and dust your keyboard." You make no sense man, stop alberting.

by Valoo February 24, 2015

Albertina

Quiet and sweet, but can be a total bitch when neccessary, a great singer and performer
protects her friends, is known to answer to albert occasionally on occasions

hey girrll you lookin albertina today

by just a chick im called November 15, 2011

albertine

to have albert's syndrome. to become deranged with little to no cause. to act irrationally and have explosive outbursts over minor incidents

That fool is crazy, he actin' like he got albertine

by wanifer January 6, 2014

Albertine

The sexiest and hottest girlfriend anyone can imagine. Ofcourse, she's only available to Erwin.

You see Albertine right there? Don't try anything on her, she's property of Erwin.

by Erwinenalbertine August 23, 2011