Attention gangbang

Wanting attention but only the attention of multiple people and not being able to handle the attention of just one person.

"Why couldn't she tell me her problem in our one on one deep conversation?"
"She wanted an attention gangbang so she told everyone her problem in the group chat"

by Gucci boots September 2, 2014

Attention Whore

The worst possible manifestation of extroverted human beings.

A euphemism for someone with Histrionic Personality Disorder.
Someone who is tormented by the idea that they may not be the center of attention.

name is such an attention whore.

by MinisterEvil May 18, 2015

target cart attendant

if they didnt exist, target would die

LOD: wow, target cart attendant, if you didnt exist, target would die

by imsosorryforyou February 15, 2010

Attention hider

Basically the opposite to an attention seeker they try to hide themselves and don't like the attention on them.

"Oh Rebecca's such an attention hider"

by Clay ney August 14, 2017

david attenborough

THE ONLY person to even roundhouse kick Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him

The indesputable forger of all modern definitive wildlife doccumentaries is david attenborough

by the person who shall not be named September 21, 2007

Attention Tampon

Someone who soaks up all of the attention.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't stand this new guy, he's such a kiss-up!

Guy #2: I know! He's such an attention tampon!

by TheSpirix January 23, 2011

attention beard

Facial hair grown by young men (especially hipsters) in an attempt to garner attention.

Man 1: "Did you see that Atticus is sporting a beard these days?"

Man 2: "Is it a legitimate beard or one of those attention beards?"

by DakotaFred June 26, 2014