A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.
Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
by E hates Q May 05, 2020
I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
by Canadian FtM December 15, 2019
by I will destroy your fragility December 21, 2019
Attack Helicopter is a joke used to invalidate genderfluid, poly gender, and mainly non binary identities. Normally used by people who's brains are too small to understand the pretty simple terms use by genderfluid, poly gender, and non binary people to express their gender. This joke is looked down upon by most people who have enough brain cells to see how it affects people who are targeted by this joke, especially the LGBTQIA++ community. It is not anything besides a joke used by idiots to hide their lack of basic knowledge.
" I came out to Jeremy as agender yesterday, and he said he identified as an attack helicopter, obviously not understanding."
by manyheartsbroken October 17, 2020
Right Wing Slang: Someone generally considered a danger to children. A violent sexual predator. "A nonce".
by Phrankk December 01, 2020
by Used by someone else March 02, 2020
A term used by those on social media who are satirizing the over excessive culture of identifying gender, especially the rise of Neopronouns. Not used as a anti-LGBTQ term, but one used to satire the culture that make gender such a big deal and think those with Neopronouns are attention seeking. They are against those who get triggered for assuming their gender, and are almost always straight. Those who use this phrase are tired of seeing "woke" gender ideology and the obsessive increase in terms like Agender, Bigender, Cisgender, Gender fluid, Genderqueer, Transgender, gender neutral. Simply put, they dislike how people have to constantly make sure they are addressing someone by their "proper" gender since they can no longer assume someone's gender.
"Bro I just saw a Instagram bio with the pronouns Ae/Aer"
"Bro wtf, I'm not against LGBTQ, but that's just stupid. I'm changing my bio to Attack/Helicopter"
"Bro wtf, I'm not against LGBTQ, but that's just stupid. I'm changing my bio to Attack/Helicopter"
by aaanaa April 03, 2021