Arousturbating

When you hear something that is both arousing, disturbing and causes you to get a b*ner, thus causing your brain to break down into a masturbating sequence while struggling to comprehend thus creating the image in the most awkward possible way imaginable.

Whut?! WTF?! That caused me to arousturbate in an arousturbating way...

by AtomicZombeh December 18, 2017

arousal

to feel a certain special tension in one's sexual parts

Arousal began to overtake me like a wave.

by Jake March 7, 2004

sexually aroused

when something or someone has "turned you on" so much that you want to hump anything that moves litrally, or just when your dick gets so hard all the blood goes from your head

Ah when that girl got naked, i got so sexually aroused that my cock tore a hole in my boxers ,,

by olliebryant April 13, 2007

arousal repulsion cycling

What a man feels when he is alternately extremely attracted to a particular woman's unimaginably hot body but also completely disgusted by her unimaginably ugly face. This generally produces disorientation in the first few episodes but can sometimes later reshape sexual attraction as the ugly face becomes a fetish of sorts.

"Hey Jake, check out the smoking hot babe walking down the beach."

"That one walking away?"

"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"

(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)

by cirdellin December 22, 2009

Afroused

The ability to be both aroused and afraid at the same time.

When i noticed the third nipple jesus i was afroused.

by derekgibney August 16, 2006

Atreus

Noun : A person who is lacking experience and/or is possible to categories under the term Boi.

Atreus *Does anything*
Kratos "Boy."

by J.N. Zanpakuto June 2, 2018

Atrosioned

an act of atrocity has been committed against you, you use it situations like not being let into the pub at 3am, having a really bad hangover or someone really getting on your nerves.

"last orders! Nooo I'm being atrosioned"

by pepc December 1, 2009