abacus

a tool used by the Chinese in the early times. An abacus can be used to do arithmetic by hand.

"Quinn used an abacus to count to 100."

by Kasey!! and Quin!! June 22, 2008

abacus class

A reason often used to cover up the (possibly) suspicious relationship of two people.

Nina: So how did you meet Rose again?
John: Oh we were... um.. classmates back in ABACUS CLASS!
Nina: So are you just friends?
John: Yep! Just friends! Right! We have a totally platonic relationship!
Nina: You sure? I thought I saw you two holding hands yesterday...
John: Oh yeah that! Isn't that what old friends do when they-um... meet after a long time?
Nina: ...Ok. As long as you're not cheating on me...
John: Ahahaha..

by kerfulles February 17, 2014

Atracus

A word associated with atrocious and used often by kids in the north west of England, it means vile or disgusting.

That joke was atracus, think of a better one

by Mr OOliver October 18, 2019

Dirty abacus

When there is shit left on a string of anal beads after pulling them out.

Tina is a real freak. Last night she played with a dirty abacus after I pulled it out.

by akujinblue March 4, 2011

abacus

Noun. Someone who is really good at maths.

"134+4765=4899"
"John, all I can say is you're an abacus!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

Abacus

An instrument used to calculate numbers and other mathematical problems, which is 10 times better and faster than calculator.

Abacus vs. Calculator, who wins?
Abacus, of course!

by Le Mao September 13, 2012

aticus

conservative white boy from california who moved to illinois and is dating my sister

“aticus is a monkey”

by taylorsfeet April 25, 2020