Year Long Asthmatic

Someone who has an annoyingly stuffed nose for the entire year, and makes it disgusting to be near them.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.

Paul: "Ugh, I don't want to sit next to Fran, she's a Year Long Asthmatic."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."

by C.Caples November 27, 2009

asthmatism

retardation

steve bacon the 5th admentment has asthmatism

by takeastepbckk January 25, 2024

asthmatic mumble

‘Asthmatic Mumble’ also commonly referred to as fat retard, makes everyone mentally insane from the mumbles he annunciates. Don’t bother confronting this man, if you see him, run the other way and call law enforcement

Asthmatic mumble will commit a series of crimes with his stubby chode and a poo stained lightsaber

by penis envy November 22, 2021