assorted

Typically used on packaged goods such as a can of nuts or package of safety pins explaining that they are classified into groups, when in reality, they really are just mixed.. So this word is misused alot on products.. We now lose the meaning to it entirely.. (technically, it means separated into classified groups/ but in slang, it means mixed)

The can says that these nuts are assorted, so I guess that means they are mixed!!

by BuddyRoach May 23, 2006

Assorted Nuts

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.

Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.

by СукаБлять January 26, 2015

Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end

1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs

by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009

assword

1) the term used for a mis-spelled password.

Johnny typed an assword.

by Shane Sanders July 18, 2007

assword

The word that your girlfriend requires when you ask her to do anal sex.

Discovered by a couple of teenagers, the product of the misspelling of the word 'password', omitting the P and thus creating 'assword'.

Dude: Can we do anal?
Dudette: Have you got the assword?

by Runi August 21, 2013

Assorted Jelly Beans

The most kick ass band ever

Hey did you know AJB is on Tony Hawks Underground in game soundtrack?

by dr_gonXXI October 3, 2004

A Box of Assorted cremes

to have a wet pussy from more than one dick.

that bitch has extra woodies for being a box of assorted cremes

by oh guess who mother fucker November 9, 2006