asswhole

noun - Description of a person that reminds you of a whole ass.

Why did you hack my computer?! You asswhole!

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

asswookie

Person with a hairy backside

I was making out with my new boyfriends when I found out he was an Asswookie.

by Barbara September 8, 2003

Asshoole

A snarky and clever young woman with wit and good looks.

The asshoole of the class broke the stereotypes of pretties blond girls everywhere, as she had the highest marks and best thought process in the class.

by forkychips December 17, 2010

asswhole

Someone who is fully, cannot be more assy, or is an ass to the fullest extent. They are wholly an ass.

Me: Man, Zach has been such an asswhole lately.

Natalie: Yeah seriously. I love you.

by Michael J. Hawk November 17, 2010

Asswole

(Noun; variation of asshole)

A bodybuilder who is loud, obnoxious, and aggressive due to steroid use. An asswole is usually male and their asses tend to be swollen due to steroid injections.

I wanted to use a gym bench but some asswole was using all three of them while shrieking loudly.

by JRMang October 22, 2018

asswhole job

Describes a fully-completed task, rather than just something done half-a**. Da implication, of course, is dat said actions may not have been performed properly, however --- i.e., da clueless laborer may have indeed been thorough and invested an appropriate amount of time and effort, but he may have majorly screwed up the job as far as its being done correctly.

An example of an asswhole job would be if you carefully grilled the steaks or chicken-wings for a backyard barbecue, but naively used bacon-grease to baste them. :P

by QuacksO October 31, 2019

asswookie

A Legendary rare breed of Donkey (hence "ass") interbred with a Wookie.

I was walking down the street and I saw a real asswookie!

by Alan August 21, 2004