Asshands

Using a woman's ass cheeks to get yourself off.

Ellena was a bit too fat for me to bang, but I flipped her over and pulled an asshands on her.

by tdelano April 8, 2009

Asshands

n) A condition caused by digging ones hands into feces or by actually sticking one's hands into an ass. (n) A person who has done either of these things.

I got asshands trying to get that cow shit out of my dog's mouth.

Dammit. Asshands is here. Hide the good bathroom soap.

by Jackpott September 6, 2020

assvantage

When you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull ass for yourself. Instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your assvantage to get ass.

My Dad is the drummer for the Grateful Dead... And although everyone tells me I should, I don't really use that to my assvantage.

by zwill May 28, 2006

AssWrangler

A person who loves all types of ass no matter what it is. They will have sex with anything that is in the shape of an ass or annything that has an ass

Person: Wow your such an AssWrangler

by Anti AssWrangler April 24, 2010

asstang

Very similar in meaning to poontang, infact it is only an inch away...

1. A females behind.

2. The act of anal sex with a female.

I'm sick of poon, I want some asstang.

When Jethro gets shore leave he is gunna get some asstang!

by Leroy rocks September 17, 2006

Assanatou

The most amazing and perfect girl you could ever meet. She is the sweetest person ever and she is very modest. She is very pretty and likes to laugh. She has beautiful eyes and usually doesn't know she is pretty. She likes to give advice o people which is usually very good. Assanatou has the best sense of humor EVER and likes to see people smile.

She is so gorgeous, she must be an Assanatou.

by cammiecammiecammiepower November 13, 2013

Asswater

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

by tutash June 6, 2003