asstruck shitfuck

An average North American-designed low quality heavy duty transportation vehicle. A word play crudely satirizing the vehicle model names of GMC and Ford produced trucks.Pretty much any combination of these four words can signify this meaning and be identified as such. Usually exclaimed in frustration. Careful with usage.

Stop drivin around that asstruck and go buy a Nissan.

*car breaks down*

"Goddamn this is the last time I ever buy a North American asstruck shitfuck! I am going to the Honda dealer."

by Veer January 1, 2005

Asstruction

Object or obstruction to the ass you are trying to look at.

That fat guy is an asstruction.

by assman269 December 7, 2012

asscrump

1:When you clench your ass and a bit of shit comes out.
2:A dumb person.

1: Dammit. I asscrumped again.
2: You stupid asscrump.

by holyshitsnotburger August 11, 2017

asstrumpet

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.

by EagleSJ January 31, 2005

Asstrumption

An extreme form of insane claim or conclusion

Let's not jump to any asstrumptions, the earth might really be round.

by Wilm Roget October 10, 2016

Asstramitical disordersyndrome

Terminal disease that causes mental disorder due to the shortage of oxygen been supplied to the brain, the WHO have no cure for this till date but there is one treatment the person diagnosed with this have to make sure their head situated in the center of a ladies chest at least 3 times a week. With continual process there is a high chance of maintaining sanity

The guy needs your help,
He was diagnosed with Asstramitical disordersyndrome

It’s a terminal disease

by Egbeda Tommy Shelby June 15, 2022

asstrome

(adj.)

a person who's a difficult asshole

You're a fucking asstrome.

by pundone August 20, 2022