by gesis September 18, 2003
Get the asstacular mug.Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.
Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
by Master Clean January 19, 2006
Get the Assjacket mug.Related Words
Asstackle
• asscackle
• asstaculer
• asstacular
• asspickle
• asstache
• assticle
• attackle
• asstassle
• abstacle
One of the more nuanced definitions of the slang term "asstassle" relates to a tool commonly known as a "fetish flogger," which is often employed at fetish and S&M club events. The term is slightly pejorative in that it carries an implication of banality and routine; of pseudo-sexual mundanity, devoid of actual passion or pain. The source of this slight negative tinge is, quite honestly, the experiences of several people in the Washington D.C. area, who have all been unfortunate enough to find themselves at local fetish events, and ruefully in the presence of big fat people in latex who can neither fuck nor stand pain. So in a desperate plea to appear sexual, these newly empowered narwhals stand around and nonchelantly tap each other on their blanched gluteals with this ostensibly naughty "asstassle" in an effort to bottle and sell the weakest taboo cabaret this side of Kansas, while our protagonists stand there, wonder where their lives went terrribly wrong, as they sip on extremely low quality bottles of stale beer and contemplate life outside the Christian Terrordome.
"So then he pulls an asstassle out of his pocket and starts tapping her ever so gently on the buttock. Needless to say I had to turn away or face the prospect of masturbating in the bathroom stall, this exchange was so mechanically erotic."
by br0d December 19, 2006
Get the asstassle mug.by booty bandit May 28, 2004
Get the assjacker(s) mug.When someone hugs someone hard, they lose their balance and fall to the ground. Sometimes the hugger has a running start, other times the huggie is already seated on the ground.
Someone encounters two people on the ground and asks what happened? "It was a love attackle".
After being hugged to the ground, Mia said, "Stop love attackling me!"
After being hugged to the ground, Mia said, "Stop love attackling me!"
by Miasol Y. July 20, 2008
Get the love attackle mug.
by Sidesmack January 26, 2008
Get the asstache mug.