New York Asslanders

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.

Fuck the New York Asslanders

by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022

assplunger

Plunger used specificly to dig up items from ones asshole.

I think that G.I. Joe is still in my ass, someone hand me my assplunger.

by Muslim Lover December 1, 2003

assplumber

1. Proctologist
2. Anyone who literally or figuratively plumbs the depths of the anus. Anal cavities may be those belonging to any mammalian species. Not necessarily but possibly a sodomite.
3. Driver in San Mateo, California who honks a lot and cuts off pedestrians in crosswalks. Usually found in a luxury sedan or SUV.
4. A drunkenly enthusiastic applauder / woohooer of inferior musical performances.

When Dr. Lionel Sphincter was convicted of vehicular manslaughter and arrived at San Quentin Prison, the other assplumbers quickly taught him manners and the real meaning of juris prudence. Malpractice his ass this time!

by Foetus McSwain August 15, 2007

assunder

Divided by

What'd happen if mere mortals stopped toiling for bread? You will never see the old year again that's gone under an overprotective world heralded out assunder thunder.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

asspelunker

a term used to insult your friend.

shut up! you asspelunker!!

by james May 4, 2003

asspoundee

The 'reciever' in a male homosexual encounter. As opposed to the 'giver' or asspounder
Usually a weak little bitch of a person.
The asspoundee is easily spotted as exhibiting highly feminine characteristics, walks with a slight limp and fornicates with other men.

Druv: "Hey everybody! Look at my new Abercrombie and Fitch shiny blue pants!"
Hans: "Wooo... how gay ist dat?! "
Herr Kaufmann: "Come here droov!! "
Claus: "Yea droov.... fukin asspoundee!"

by sid "pwned!!" jogu December 12, 2006

assunder

Assunder or asdundry is actually derived from old English 'assundran' meaning to separate or break into small pieces. Some believe it's Southern slang, but here we must "beg to differ."

The family has been torn assunder by the great loss it suffered.

by Rhymaka May 21, 2019