Aspen is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. They are beautiful in almost every single way. They are the most innocent, kind and caring partner you'll ever have and, even though they are WAY out of your league, they still care about and make time for you. They have the cutest speckling of freckles around their face and blue eyes that make your heart melt. They never understand any of your innuendos so you always have to explain it to them and the way they flush red when they finally do get it makes your heart jump. Every time you see them, they make your heart flutter and your cheeks flush and they just brighten your day. Their laugh is like the tinkling of bells and you want to hear it all the time, you tend to wander what other sounds they can make ;)
There's only one true Aspen that no other can match up to but if you do find yourself one, hold them and never let them go (unless, yk, they want to leave)
There's only one true Aspen that no other can match up to but if you do find yourself one, hold them and never let them go (unless, yk, they want to leave)
Aspen is the love of my life, and even though I'm scared to tell them out loud, and they do not have to reciprocate, I love them. I love them more than the ocean loves the moon. I love them more than Achilles loved Patroclus or Catra loved Adora. I love you Aspen, I always will.
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Joe:no but I’ve heard people talking bout her she seems cool
Kyle:shes awesome you’d love her
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