prosthetic asspointers

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009

asspanel

Flat white spotty ass, flattened from prolonged exposure to hard wooden chair.

Ive been sitting so long that ive developed a bad case of asspanel.

by Netdevel January 21, 2005

carbon assprint

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a turd or dookie.

I left an epic carbon assprint after that taco yesterday.I totally reaked the place out.

by Old Man Pip May 31, 2009

Asspained

The condition in which the one who is being referred to is incredibly agitated, which results in chronic pains in the rectal region due to their inability to rectify said frustration.

Matt: "Why are you so Asspained Jeff?"
Jeff: "Because this guy on counterstrike wont stop killing me."
Matt: "you are such a whiny bitch Jeff."

by Policemaninthenavy November 18, 2013

nigga bob asspants

Slang for the cartoon character sponge bob square pants

Yo, homie my little bro was watching nigga bob asspants earlier.

by pissna April 16, 2007

assprint

the indentation on a chair or seat from your ass after you stand up

Her assprint was massive

by Norraa April 29, 2006

Asscain

An obnoxious person with a bad attitude. Holds their noise up high and has poor fashion sense.

A fan of Oprah or one who likes the game Scrabble. "That asscain just scored 60 points."

by Zizzi February 11, 2006