Afrophone

A male with an afro spotted at a gig, or other musical event, leading to him becoming an object of ridicule over his likeness to a microphone. Bob Ross could have been an Afrophone had he chosen music over art.

Woah, Check out the Afrophone - Go speak into the guy's head and see if he's part of the PA system!

by krashd March 22, 2008

Assophile

Someone who appreciates a really nicely shaped bottom.

James is a real assophile.

by WordWorfefef August 22, 2016

assophobic

Assophobic meaning-being homophobic towards ass

Jenifer:"her ass is so flat"
Julien:"hey!thats assophobic!"

by Briannah👁 November 10, 2020

assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by jordan May 2, 2004

astrophonesis

mental masturbation in the ass, with 3 fingers, a german chocolate cake, and some lube.

James: I sure could go for some astrophonesis right about now.

by Shackiddy October 29, 2007

Assophocles

A greek poet who was a toatl douche, a real smart kid who likes Greek poetry.

Bob: Did you hear rick got an 98 on the greek poetry test?
Joe: Ya, another assophocles.

by CrazyGuy207 January 14, 2009

askephone

Da communicating-over-wires device dat you use to request information or permission from da person you're calling, rather than confirming or transmitting something to him.

If you think about it, most every dial-to-interact conversation involves an ASKephone and a TELLephone --- da caller rings you up to ASK you something, and then you TELL him da answer to his question.

by QuacksO January 14, 2020