Assnossis

When a person is orally pleasuring another while their nose rubs the ass of that person, directly on the anus.

In addition to a great blowjob, my wife treated me with some assnossis.

by Frank Palace January 14, 2012

Assmosis

The passive transmission of misinformation by speaking out of one's ass.

Sitting next to like-minded people reassuring themselves of their rightness of their positions, the only info being passed around is thru assmosis.

by JazzMeaner October 9, 2016

Assmosis

A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.

It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.

by co09 April 19, 2006

assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

the guy sitting next to you suffers from assmosis

by Dawna April 15, 2006

Assinosis

The tingly feeling you get in your butt after sitting for a long time. Also know as your butt falling asleep

We gotta get out of this car for a bit. I have a bad case of Assinosis.

by Joonas4321 September 12, 2015

assmosis

When two people engage in anal sex.

(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)

Derived from the word "osmosis."

Okay cowboy, let's go make love on the couch via assmosis.

by Mark H May 22, 2004

assmosis

the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"

Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.

by Serena Peterson January 3, 2009