assmask

Main entry: assmask
Pronunciation: 'as-'mask
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French masque, from Old Italian maschera; and Middle English, from Old English assa, probably from Old Irish asan, from Latin asinus

2: One who has his/her head so far up up his/her ass, said ass is being worn as a mask

A more asstacular example of an asshat

by disSanFranchised November 18, 2004

assadocide

That very specific and most cruel type of genocide, one where you systematically kill your own people, without letting up, but only those of the ethnicity that you wish to eradicate.

Syria’s nonstop assadocide has been going on for more than a decade now.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021

Assad margins

A very convincing political victory; an election that is not competitive. Derives from Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, who rigs his national "elections" to give himself 90+% of the vote.

"My state senator sucks but she always gets Assad margins in the general because the district is so blue."

by techn1ciaN December 31, 2022

Assma

A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.

Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.

by gregben December 12, 2021

assmar

Asthma

When you can't pronounce asthma, you say assmar

Piggy so fat and can't go up lots of stairs because he's got assmar

by JT October 6, 2004

assman

A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.

Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!

by Ghetto Fabulous November 27, 2003

half-assmanship

The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.

Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.

by Uganda1 March 9, 2009